Who the ETH are you??

The Smart Contract that let's everyone know who the ETH you are!

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About Who the ETH are you.

Who the ETH are you is a Smart Contract on the ethereum block chain. By sending a simple contract command to our smart contract your address is mapped to whatever name you want on thousands¹ of other sites throughout the web.

Aren't you tired of being 0xb794F5eA0ba39494cE839613fffBA74279579268 on your favorite gambling site? Well now you can be "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt" and everyone will be like, "Hey, that's my name too!"

How do you join this smart contract? Just scroll on down! BTW, it is FREE² to the first 500 names registered!

¹Actually none, no one uses this service. ²Transaction costs are still a thing.

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How to use "Who the ETH are you?"

How to get your name in the registry.

Developer Information, or how to get names from the registry or put names on the registry yourself.

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White Paper

All the other smart contracts have a White Paper. So I made one. Click on any of the eight rocking pictures to see it.

This Vulture is awesome

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You couldn't pay me to do this.

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The cubs are sooo cute.

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The Scenic Drive

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I saw these in a dream once

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True Story, I don't know where this is.

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Yea, I'm assuming this is "artsy"

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I told them to look at the camera...

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Meet our team

Richie Muniak Chief Overlord Officer

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I did all the work. I don't care what my coworker says.

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